April blah blah day
Apr. 1st, 2004 12:22 pmI am not a fan of April fool's day. I can remember many, many "funny" incidents in elementary and middle school where people would randomly shout to me "your shoe's untied" from across the hall, and as I looked down, they would cackle maniacally, pleased with another cunning prank well-pulled, and move along. Of course, since my shoes were untied about 90% of every day (I have this thing with shoe laces - they just don't stay tied. Ever. Double knot 'em, triple knot 'em, granny knot 'em, it doesn't matter. This is one reason I'm a big sandal fan), usually it just didn't seem very funny to me. I'm thinking to myself "yeah, my shoe's untied... so what?" The hilarity escalated after middle school to actual pranks which could actually hurt people! Wheee! Buckets filled with pig slop artfully balanced on top of doors which would then tip off and brain people, while simultaneously making them very smelly! Smelly unconscious people! Rock! And lots of heart-felt conversations between couples about how they wanted to break up ("not! Ha, fooled you! Gosh, you're stupid. Hey, where are you going?") and how they had any one of a number of nasty contagious diseases ("but baby, it was just a joke! Isn't it hilarious that you got tested?!") and how they really were ready for that three-some with their best friend now ("and then we got him naked and took pictures and it was soooo funny! The best part was when he went out the window and into the bushes to escape, still naked, and got all scratched up. He looked soooo dumb").
But, hey, I've got a sense of humor, and this is in addition to being the first day of the cruelest month and national embarrassed by my president day, a day for laughs and funny stuff. So, here, go read this. It's actually funny. What, you gonna contradict me, you malodorous heap of parrot droppings? Didn't think so. You didn't come here for an argument. ;)
But, hey, I've got a sense of humor, and this is in addition to being the first day of the cruelest month and national embarrassed by my president day, a day for laughs and funny stuff. So, here, go read this. It's actually funny. What, you gonna contradict me, you malodorous heap of parrot droppings? Didn't think so. You didn't come here for an argument. ;)